Stupid things or else happening in your matches

lol, never went for the cover before even doing anything else before in a match until this Ultimate Survival match:

The ultimate survival match:

Master level 9 Wolverine enters the ring!

El Hormiga Loco tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
Referee: ....Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Master level 9 Wolverine kicks out
El Hormiga Loco gets out of the ring grabbing a monitor from the announcer's table
and hits the opponent on his knee executing a devastating monitor shot
MASTER LEVEL 9 WOLVERINE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!
El Hormiga Loco takes the oponents right leg and pulls it towards him
and turns around, twisting the ankle brutally executing LEGENDARY Ant-i-cipator
El Hormiga Loco keeps his excruciating submission hold
Master level 9 Wolverine can't resist anymore and taps out!!
MASTER LEVEL 9 WOLVERINE IS OUT!!!!!!

This guy was out very quickly

Master Level 7 Ryu enters the ring!

El Hormiga Loco puts his opponent on top of the turnbuckle, locks both hands together behind his back
and with a giant leap falls on the mat to a sitting position, slamming him on the canvas back first, executing a Fantastic Super Side Effect
El Hormiga Loco grabs Master Level 7 Ryu's hair
El Hormiga Loco lifts Master Level 7 Ryu on his shoulders
and almost splits him in half executing ULTIMATE Fatal Ant-raxion
El Hormiga Loco tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
Referee: ....Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Referee: ....Twooooooooooooooooo....
Referee: ....Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
MASTER LEVEL 7 RYU IS OUT!!!!!!