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PostSubject: Making the right weapon. (For use before the show)   Making the right weapon. (For use before the show) EmptyThu Mar 07, 2013 3:43 pm

*A person in a coat walks into a hardware store. He finds a clerks and grabs them by the shirt.*

Person: I need some barbed wire, and fast.

Clerk: I'm not allowed to sell it to just anyone. Store rules.

Person: Well, I'm not just any person. Now go get it for me before I go find it myself!

Clerk: Alright then, just let me go!

*The person lets go of the clerk as he rushes in fear to go get the barbed wire. The person pulls a baseball bat from his coat and holds it up in admiration.*

Person: It's strange how barbed wire and a bat make such a good combination.

*The person now looks enraged.*


Person: Big Papi is in for a surprise. He's going to recieve his birthday present a little early this year.

*The clerk comes back with the barbed wire. The person grabs it and leaves without even paying for it. The clerk thinks about chasing after him, but thinks otherwise and allows the person to get away.*
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