Spanky: "I believe Robbie has caught up with X-Rated World Champion El Hormiga Loco in the backstage ..."
Spanky: "Robbie... over to you!"
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Robbie: "That's right Spanky, everybody's favourite interviewer here ... And I'm here for ... euhm ..."
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*Robbie gets shoved aside a little by El Hormiga Loco*
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Robbie: "Right ... I'm here with El Hormiga Loco ... the champ ... although ..."
Robbie: "Fact is that more than 80% of the fans think that you should not be the champ anymore ... "
Elhor: "What are you talking about? Then who should be champion?"
Robbie: "What a dumb question ... Demo of caurse!!"
Elhor: "Hearing the words 'dumb question' out of your mouth is quite strange Robbie."
Elhor: "But your answer is even dumber!! Demo?? Are you for real?"
Elhor: "I have beaten the guy last week, so why should he be the champion above me?"
Robbie: "I hate to say it, but the score at the moment is ... Demo 2 ... El Hormiga Loco ... only 1."
Elhor: "Aaah, whatever. I only remember the last match and I have beaten him fair and square!!"
Robbie: "Maybe ... Although you have been compared to a punchingbag quite frequently the last few days ..."
Elhor: "Punching what? Watch your words Robbie or I will show you the meaning of the word punching bag!!"
Robbie: "These aren't my words. It goes around in the lockerroom that you only won because you can take a punch ..."
Robbie: "And then from out of nowhere strike one of your finishers ..."
Elhor: "So? What's wrong about that? I'm still the champ aren't I."
Robbie: "Yeah but ..."
Elhor: "I don't wanna hear any buts anymore, or I'll kick yours!! This interview is over!!"
Robbie: "Why? Can't handle the truth? Can't the oh-so tough El Hormiga Loco take the truth when he hears it??"
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*Without saying anything anymore El Hormiga leaves the scene*
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Robbie: "You all heard it ladies and gentlemen ... El Hormiga Loco is living an illusion ... Back to you guys!!"
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Ozzy: "Thank you for that one Robbie. This is the first time ever I liked one of Robbie's interviews. It was all so true!!"
Spanky: "Ah, shut up Ozzy. What would you know ..."
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