The Masked Gecko stands at the top of the ring ramp with mic in hand. After the crowd noise dies down the Gecko starts speaking.
MG: Fruitity-Stien!! I know yer new here and all, but let me explain something to ya.
The Gecko begins pacing back and forth across the stage at the begining of the ring ramp.
MG: First off, Get new ring gear. Ya look like a black and white version the Mummy who is having a tough time pushing one out.
MG: Secondly, Coming out here, Aligning yourself with Matrix..Not the best career move. The man uses more wrestlers like a man with diarreha goes thru toliet paper.
MG: And Thridly, ya call out the Gecko,and say I cant hold a candle to ya..
MG: Well, bub, I got news for ya..I wouldn't hold a candle next to ya.. Have ya looked in the mirror lately? Ya got them dark looks to ya. Yup, yup, ya do.. Ya look better in the dark!
The Gecko lowers his mic.....