C7:" Tell me vhat you see in this one."
MG:" That would be TR1PL3 (H)0R1@ wearing a dress."
Cena7 jots down a note on his pad and hands another ink blot to Gex.
MG:" This one shows TR1PL3 (H)0R1@ sitting in a corner wearing a dunce cap."
Cena7 jots down another note and hands another ink blot to Gex.
MG:" Ahh this one shows me beating his broken down body with a barbed wire bat in the middle of a ring. Good image there buddy!"
Cena7 scratches his chin again.
C7:" Interesting , very interesting. Vets do another test yet. Vets do a Vords association test. I vill give you a word and vou tell me vhat you think off vhen I say it.......TR1PL3 (H)0R1@"
MG:" You just want one word with that one .. Geez, ya start me out with a toughie. Lets see, I could go with bothersome, jank, slug,doofus, but I guess I will go with the all time classic of LOSER."
C7:" Good , good , vets try another...... hmmm.... how about ... EYE."
MG:" TR1PL3 (H)0R1@"
C7:"Good , lets try this ... QUIT"
MG:" TR1PL3 (H)0R1@"
C7:" OK, and vhat about.... MATCH"
MG:" Ohh easy, match, That would be his face and my buttocks.
Cena7 writes down a few notes and stares at the pad.
C7:" Vallright young man. After vooking over the notes I vave taken. I vink I have a solution to vour dilema."
The Masked Gecko sits upright on the sofa and looks at Cena7 with false anticipation. Cena7 starts his reply and loses the fake accent.
C7:" First you have to use this awesome cream I use on the old Pecs and Ab's, where you can buy it now at "*** BEEEEP***""
The camera shows the Masked Gecko shuddering at that suggestion because he now knows how that stuff is made..Cena7 rips off the coat to reveal his pecs and abs..
C7:" And secondly, to solve your problem, Looking over my notes, I would suggest an I QUIT MATCH at the next convenient opportunity!"
They both smile and look into the camera.
MG:" Thanks Doc, I think thats a plan that I can follow.. Now lets go grab a brew! After ya throw on a shirt bub, geez ya may get the women lookin like that , but does nuthin for me...lol.
Fade to black....